Anyone else out there STILL not getting enough sleep?
When the hell will I acclimatise to this s**t?! I mean, if I count the sleep deprivation that began in pregnancy its been going on 5 years, I am sure i read somewhere that to form a new habit you need to do something for 30 days SO COME ON BODY CLOCK get with the programme already.
Back to my point, it had been one of those days, you must know the ones I mean:
Circa 7am start
- Feed the small people and various other dependants (fish, chickens, dog, husband…ok I turned on the coffee machine for the later, but still )
- Unload the dishwasher / repair carnage from late night binge waffle and tea fest
- Pick up phone to begin the host of important phone calls while the offspring aren’t trying to destroy each other…
And there in lies the problem, its 7.45am and no where is open to field those calls, why oh why! By the time 9am rolls round I will be onto caffeine related beverage no 4 at least, one sprog will be wailing that they want the specific toy the other one has and only that will do whilst the other is tearing around the house with a gleeful expression only borne by a child who knows their behaviour is causing their sibling utter heartbreak and you just know if you press that green dial button the screams will start the second the hold music stops.
Someone purleease open phones lines early, just for us Mums.